2 definitions by J and J
a british term of 15th century origin; somewhat like a crumpet. Used on April 6th, known as "Toixt Day", where raspberry crumpets were baked with keys inside. The holiday is now defunct thanks to many key-related deaths, but the lucky few who survived opened treasure chests with their toixt-borne keys.
"Oh, Mother! Look at the wonderful prize I recovered from my TOIXT! I love this day, the 6th of April in the 15th century!'
by J and J December 10, 2007
A physique or certain posture typical of long time gamers or office job holders. Lack of flexibility, hunched posture, and decreased vigor, or fitness are common attributes.
"After years of growing up playing Minecraft, and then struggling to do yoga, I realized I had developed a nerd body."
by J and J December 20, 2020