36 definitions by J 0 K A

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doesnt know the number 4 in spanish
Bono: "uno! dos! tres! catorce!"
by J 0 K A February 22, 2005

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rubbing your dick intensely; what you do if u cant get any pussy
*Tell a friend to do this*

Follow Directions:
1) close your eyes
2) bite your lips
3) now pretend your rolling dice
by J 0 K A January 25, 2005

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makes some hot ass beats
i love the beat in "still d.r.e" and the chronic 2001 was a hot album. Dr Dre ownz
by J 0 K A November 14, 2005

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuhhhhh! Whaaaaaaatttttttttt? Okkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaayyyyyyuuuuuuuhhhh! Whhhhhaaaaattttttt? Okkkkaaaayyyy!"
by J 0 K A February 09, 2005

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a very tiny dick; usually 1-3 inches
Boy: look at my shlong!
Girls: ahahahhahaha! u got a wee wee!
by J 0 K A February 25, 2005

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1. a fuckin delicious snack.
Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.
by J 0 K A November 14, 2005

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a person who spies on people changing, fucking, or masterbating.
There was a peeping toom looking through Katie's window.
by J 0 K A February 14, 2005

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