J's definitions

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003

skinhead

One with a shaved head, tight jeans, boots, and who cannot fight on his own. They usually go around in large groups beating up younger kids or people in smaller numbers.

The word skinhead is almost an oxy-moron. When you see one, there are usually ten more standing behind you.

by J January 23, 2004

Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

by J September 28, 2004

antivirgin

something Steve wishes he could be but can only emulate by sitting at his computer late at night.

Steve only can imagine what fun antivirginity is.

by J August 13, 2003

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004

terrorise

the act of completely and utterly raping sumone of their self respect. the recipient of the terrorising is left to felt like he has his trousers down and is taking repeated ass rapings from Lex Steele and Britains entire naval fleet

i terrorised you in a fashion

Look at you, you took a fuckin terrorisin

by J May 4, 2005