J's definitions

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

by J September 28, 2004

durrr

The same as saying no duh or the sound a retard makes and is fun to say with a lot of people.

Kid 1: Your sister is soooo hott.

Kid 2: Durrr...

by J June 30, 2005

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.

After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.

by J August 6, 2003

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004