J's definitions

mushroom tattoo

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

by J April 22, 2004

dick-whip

To hit someone across the face with the magic stick...also shapap

Bitch was acting up so i dick-whipped her

by J September 2, 2003

Motherfucker

fucking your own mother

democrat

by j August 6, 2003

automatron

A tool that can be used to automate almost anything, from brown sugar to a mars probe.

Perl is my automatron.

by J May 4, 2003

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003

Cadillac

Like Infiniti, Cadillac is going to be the next leader in the automotive luxury field. Spurred by new models such as the CTS, SRX, XLR, and ever-popular Escalade, Cadillac sales have soared. Upcoming models like the STS feature best-in-class features with the highly-recognized Northstar V8.

An STS is just as good as any Mercedes...

by J September 28, 2004

2cb

4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, a hallucinogenic drug, first synthesized by Sasha Shulgin and chemically related to STP(DOM). 2CB's effects are usually described as a cross between LSD and MDMA (ecstasy). Sometimes is sold as ecstasy.

I crushed up a pill of 2CB and railed it and damn did it burn!

by J June 21, 2003