J's definitions

happy hardcore

The true meaning of hardcore.
There are 2 sorts:
Old skool which is never good,
and Nu Skool which is utterly mint.

Dont diss happy hardcore till uve heard at least three hours of it!

by J January 8, 2005

tang

From Robby Ascue: pussy, vagina

I'm gonna get mass tang

by J September 13, 2004

scranus

the area between the scrotum and the anus

He nicked his scranus while shaving.

by J April 10, 2003

Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

loc'ed

To get high.

Me and Tyronne was gettin' loc'ed in da park.

by J June 30, 2003

Yummy

The equivalence of cool, but for generation Z.

or

A flattering reaction to "tonsil hockey".

Oh my god, did you see Noel today? She's soooo yummy!

or

Bobby: I see you've met my tongue.
Suzie: Yummy!

by J January 20, 2005

green

happy, feeling good

are you feeling green today?
Yeah dohg, i'm green as hell

by j February 26, 2004