biggo

Any person who owns a combonation of the following: poor spelling, bad typing, small penis, green hemmorhoids, tongue hair, lisp, humped back. Usually referred to by society as "freak". Is sometimes called by the nickname "bitch" followed by a whistle and a throwing of a stick.

"Hey look, it's a Biggo." "Come here bitch!" *whistle* *toss stick*

by J December 15, 2004

narjar

A bloke that ditches his mates for his evil girlfriend.
This wanker prefers dates over mates and hoes over bro's.

Moffat is a rectal narjar.

by j August 10, 2004

Chocolate Chugger

The act of excreting into someone's drink, prefereably the drink would be of dark colour, (Coke, Coffee, Tea etc). The result, a rather nutty taste for the victim of the Chocolate Chugger.And a shit moustache.

John: That Peter's a bit of a chocolate chugger ain't he?
Alex: Why?
John: Cos I just shat in his drink!

by J May 3, 2005

sphincter sprinkler

The process by which ejaculate is sprayed/ sprinkled by a penis onto an asshole.

That homo is a prime example of a sphincter sprinkler.

by J April 28, 2003

fukwit

an easy way of calling someone a fuck, and a complete and utter twit...

hence the great fukwit was come to be, comletely unoffensive and usable in most public places :)

judge' and you, what do you have to say
j' c'mon judge, that guys a fukwit
judge' very true, fukwit, ur fuked
fukwit' chyeah he.. heheh.. mmm

by J April 1, 2005

breaks

Style of well good music that consists of a catchy breakbeat deviating from the more conventional 4/4 with synths over the top. It is often downtempo and can be alot more interesting than regular techno and trance.

Good Breaks artists existing are: Hybrid, Freestylers, Plump djs, Stanton Warriors, Rennie Pilgrem, Meat Katie, Tayo, Christian J etc.

It is not techno, It is breaks you f*ckin Moron, leave my house now, who invited you anyway?

by j January 1, 2005

zaffo

Zaffo... wtf is zaffo, sounds like a form of fungitudinal mossitious puss that grows on your eyelids, or is that scake...

j' dude, wtf is zaffo
dude 1' ZAFFO MAN ITS ZAFFO EVERY1 KNOWS THE ZAFFO
j' mmmm
dude 2 pokes insestuiously at dude 1
dude 1' oi man stop that shit, ur crazy
dude 2' nah man its worth your while
j' wtf has this to do with zaffo ?

by J April 1, 2005