2 definitions by Jøllemann
A person who can seduce your grandpa and drink a gallon of vodka. She plays the viola and sleeps a lot. You better not be on the opposite team if you're playing sports. She'll run over you like a truck. If you want to encounter a Synne Løvik, i would recommend searching around the philippines. This creature tends to roam around the highlands and the mountains where you can find goats and musk oxes. If you're wearing a red shirt while encountaring a wild Synne, you should take it off as soon as possible. She will charge at you with her viola and kill you with out of tune octaves and trironuses. ALWAYS bring pepper spray and a fork to fend off a wild Synne Løvik.
Omfg! Look there, a Synne Løvik is trying to kill that musk ox.
Omg yes! I bet she'll swallow it whole.
Omg yes! I bet she'll swallow it whole.
by Jøllemann January 19, 2022
A frickable creature with blonde hair. If u need a life partner, search for a Rebekka Tijhuis. Omfg she so cool. She makes the best 'moo' sounds and can communicate with cows. I even saw a Rebekka Tijhuis teaching a cow to do the split.
by Jøllemann February 2, 2021