2 definitions by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997
The Crawdaddy is a sexual act that involves four people, a pair of tongs, a hot tub, and an abundance of corn on the cob and potatoes. In the spirit of a crawfish boil the hot tub is filled with the vegetables to boil to perfection. The four people line up dick to ass, dick to ass, dick to ass, and thrust passionately in the boil. Whilst this goes on the person in the front holds the tongs, inside the boil. This mimics the tasty crustacean thus creating their own sexy crawfish boil. The person in the front uses the tongs to pick up vegetables coating them with their love butter, creating the perfect salty flavor.
“Thanks for the invite, what better way to end the summer than with a crawfish boil!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”
“Thanks for coming! Are you ready for the Crawdaddy?”
“Hell yeah! I love buttered corn!”
by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997 September 25, 2019
A sexual position in which one person, preferably very tall, lays on their back whilst the other person sits on their face. In the spirit of a steam roller the person on top somersaults back and forth switching from sitting on the face, to sitting on the dick (and/or strap on.) Rolling that pavement flat.
“Dude how was your date with that chick last night?”
“She steam rolled me all night long!”
“Damn! She really did the steam roller?”
“She did a somersault on my dick!”
“She steam rolled me all night long!”
“Damn! She really did the steam roller?”
“She did a somersault on my dick!”
by IwishIinventeddoggystyle1997 September 4, 2019