Iwantfrineds's definitions

Massacre

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.

I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019

Urban Dictionary

A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.

Don’t use Urban Dictionary, son. It’s cursed.

by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Hair

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

Spulletate

Verb - To spit at one with such force that it gives the victim physical pain, almost as if they've been shot. This verb is typically used with animals, humans and any other living thing that can express pain.

"John used to spulletate on my forehead. It hurt a lot."

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

Hallettrome

Noun - A letter of any alphabet that is symmetrical when cut in any direction, be it lengthwise or other.

Uppercase A is a hallettrome when split from the top. Lowercase X is one as well, but this time both length- and width-wise

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023