Iwantfrineds's definitions

Nesalphecilia

Noun - the feeling you receive when you jam an object, typically the unsharpened end of a pencil, up your nose. Not to be confused with forced blockage of the nasal passageway.

"I, for a second, felt a sensation of comforting nesalphecilia in my left nostril before my mother yelled at me to remove the pencil from my nose."

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Dourenenophobia

Noun - The phobia of doors. This is possibly triggered by being hit in the face by doors, whether by someone slamming in your face or by sheer "miscalculations".

Doctor A: You got a full patient load?
Doctor B: No, just a guy who wants to cure his dourenenophobia.
Doctor A: Good luck with that. The first obstacle is getting him in your office...

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Youtubism

A disease you get when make fun of someone's Youtube account

Look over there, a guy with Youtubism

by Iwantfrineds May 26, 2019

Massacre

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.

I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019

Spulletate

Verb - To spit at one with such force that it gives the victim physical pain, almost as if they've been shot. This verb is typically used with animals, humans and any other living thing that can express pain.

"John used to spulletate on my forehead. It hurt a lot."

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

Shroomer

Noun - A farmer of 'shrooms. Not mushrooms. SHROOMS.

Guy 1: Psst... Do ya know a guy who can hook me up with some of the green stuff tomorrow night?
Guy 2: What? No! But I know a shroomer.

Guy 1: Even better!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023