Iwantfrineds's definitions

Rule 34

That one rule on the internet for a select "cultured" people

Rule 34 will shatter the souls of the unenlightened

by Iwantfrineds March 31, 2023

Silence

A game where nobody talks

Silence!!!

by Iwantfrineds May 27, 2019

Massacre

Noun - What I imagine a massive amount of murders (groups) of crows are called. If it hasn't been proven wrong, I am correct in my assumption.

I saw a massacre of crows sitting on my roof yesterday. They're currently surrounding my house.

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023

You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019

Hair

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

by Iwantfrineds December 31, 2019

Yandex

A Russian search engine. Serves other places, too. The results are useful. If you can read them.

A: What search engine should I use today?
B: Yandex.
A: Bruh.

by Iwantfrineds December 22, 2020

Spulletate

Verb - To spit at one with such force that it gives the victim physical pain, almost as if they've been shot. This verb is typically used with animals, humans and any other living thing that can express pain.

"John used to spulletate on my forehead. It hurt a lot."

by Iwantfrineds March 30, 2023