6 definitions by Ivy League 82
I hadn't peed all day. I was ready to burst. I stood at the urinal when a friend came in and stood by me. No matter what, I couldn't pass a drop. He asked me as he pissed and pissed what was wrong. I said it is all your fault.I am
peeshy. I went home with a swollen bladder and then could go.
peeshy. I went home with a swollen bladder and then could go.
by Ivy League 82 August 23, 2006
Circumsized is stupid mispelling of circumcised thus cutting out the Latin word's meaning: cut around. It is the surgical cutting away of the foreskin that covers the head of the penis. It takes 15 or 20 minutes to do. It usually is done shortly after birth in a hospital or clinic or doctor's office; 90% of all American infant boys are circumcised. A local anesthesia is used now. There is no pain. (Please don't believe anticirc statistics and distortions. They worship the prepuce/foreskin.)
A bris (covenant) for Jewish infants happens on the 8th day, the beginning of a new week, symbolic of the beginning of a new life under God. Circumcision can be practiced later at the beginning of manhood among African tribes and South Korean, Filipino, and Polynesian adolescents. Muslims have their boys circumcised at birth or later. It must be done before marriage. They emphasize hygiene. It is not really a religious event for them.
Adolescent and adult men, who admire the circumcised penis, also have it done, especially if their foreskin is too tight or they have recurrent infections there. It takes about 45 minutes under general anesthesia. Since Jesus was circumcised on the 8th day Roman Catholics celebrate it on that date. (January 1 or 2.. Many Christians honor Jesus by being circumcised both physically and an in the heart or soul.
A bris (covenant) for Jewish infants happens on the 8th day, the beginning of a new week, symbolic of the beginning of a new life under God. Circumcision can be practiced later at the beginning of manhood among African tribes and South Korean, Filipino, and Polynesian adolescents. Muslims have their boys circumcised at birth or later. It must be done before marriage. They emphasize hygiene. It is not really a religious event for them.
Adolescent and adult men, who admire the circumcised penis, also have it done, especially if their foreskin is too tight or they have recurrent infections there. It takes about 45 minutes under general anesthesia. Since Jesus was circumcised on the 8th day Roman Catholics celebrate it on that date. (January 1 or 2.. Many Christians honor Jesus by being circumcised both physically and an in the heart or soul.
I was circumsized on the second day after my birth. My mom and dad were right about it. When I grew up I found the right spelling. I don't have to clean up the residue urine, itch, and cheese under that foreskin twice a day. I have heard that the smell is really terrible. My wife likes mine especially for oral sex. As for "sized," just look at my German helmet--all purple or red. What a glans blooming when it could have been strangled by a tight prepuce.
by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009
The bladder holds urine until you empty it out. A full bladder or bladderful means that the urine content has reached its optimum and demands emptying. But you can still stretch the bladder walls until the pain gets too much to tolerate. A long car or bus trip, when no toilet is available and the driver has a megabladder, who can hold his piss all day, is the cause of bladder desperation and pain among the passengers. Eventually the bladder begins to empty itself under these conditions to the embarrassment of the person involved. That is a Victorian or Puritan response and not the way of human nature. The bladder must empty whatever way is necessary. Wet your pants or panties. Otherwise it is the catheter. a female nurse for the men, and a male nurse for the women.
I was on a high school road trip. It was a four or five hour drive to see West Point and its military museum and the marching cadets. That was perfectly executed. Later that afternoon we joined some of them in the grill for a hamburger, etc. Eventually I asked how long they practiced and then went to classes. One answered saying from 7 in the morning until noon there were no breaks. I asked the question that had bothering me: "When do you visit the bathroom?" The answer was, we hold it. Often we are bursting but we are drilled to hold it in. I had the same problem that morning. I drank too much OJ and milk at breakfast. My morning piss was at 7 a.m. The bus left at 8. By 9 I was bursting. By 10 I was in pain. But our teacher obviously was too. We stopped about 10:30 at a diner. I was the first off the bus and found the men's room. There were 3 urinals. I got the middle one. Mistake. I should have gone into the stall. Both my friends had 1 and 3. They pissed a storm. I was terribly pee shy and couldn't pass a drop. Finally when they went out I relaxed enough for my bladderful to empty. It took about 2 minutes. Relief at last. More guys came in. Thank God for the 3 minutes alone I had.
by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009
Anticircs are a very vocal and demanding small group that urge parents and others that their child not be circumcised. Keeping the foreskin is very important. It is really a psychological problem with the group. It is a fetish. In religious terms, the foreskin is worshipped.
We read in the internet about the anticirc group that insists that every male should not be circumcised. Well it is a custom in our family. All the male infants are circumcised. The procedure took about fifteen minutes. Each baby's penis was covered with a cream that deadened the feelings. They slept through the minor surgery. We think the plastic surgery is beautiful. The nerves from the excised foreskin are still alive and grow new endings in the shaft, hence they provide new erotic feelings. The glans is enlarged, looking like a mushroom or helmet. It is also pleasurable in sexual activies.
by Ivy League 82 June 6, 2011
A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.
If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.
by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009
In general, from the Latin, it means "holding back" The word is used in Medicine for constipation, an impaction of the large intestine by feces. It also refers to the closure of the bladder resulting in an awful bursting pain, because not a drop of urine will come out. That can happen by taking in too many liquids, ignoring the need to piss for hours, and having the full bladder rest on the urethra thus closing it down or having an enlarged prostate pressing on the same tube that empties the bladder. Many drugs, such as cough syrup and some antidepressants, cause temporary retention. Recreational drugs such as ecstasy, morphine, codeine and heroin and methadone may close down the bladder, sometimes for 24 hours. Surgery near the bladder area may upset the local nerves and may lead to retention of urine for 24 to 48 hours or more.
One of my friends took a lot of ecstasy at at a party. After about 5 hours he had a terrible need to empty his bursting bladder. He couldn't pass any pee, not a drop. That went on for 18 hours until he could urinate. That retention led him to give up drugs. Last year I had a hernia operation. After I came to, a beautiful nurse palpated my bladder area and found I had retention of urine. I hadn't gone for about 10 hours. I said I'll go to the toilet. Nothing would come out. I was glad when she held my penis, catheterized me, and emptied out about a quart of piss. Retention of urine is no fun not even when a good looking nurse opened me up.
by Ivy League 82 October 14, 2009