2 definitions by Italian Beaver
An American "douche canoe" is the finest of human beings. Riding above a sea of douche you humanity, an American douche canoe stays above the fray; poised, stately, noble. A true American hero
josh and tom always looked up to Adam, the ultimate American douche canoe. He was everything they wanted to be, but could never be. It was both amazing for them and very very sad.
by Italian Beaver August 19, 2017
An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits
After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.
by Italian Beaver June 17, 2015