1.) A smallish computer sans internal CD/DVD drives, specifically not for use by citizens of the Russian Federation and it's former satellite republics.
Commie-Nazi: "May I surf the inter-webs with your mini-computer, what's it called again?"
Imperialist Pimp "It's called a nietbook, for good reason. Isn't there some cheap wodka that needs drinking somewhere? Comrade!"
Commie-Nazi: " ... ... ... Da (sheepishly)."
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