1.) A smallish computer sans internal
CD/
DVD drives, specifically not for
use by citizens of the Russian Federation and it's former satellite republics.
Commie-Nazi: "May I surf the inter-webs with your mini-computer, what's it called again?"
Imperialist
Pimp "It's called a nietbook, for good reason. Isn't there some cheap wodka that needs drinking somewhere? Comrade!"
Commie-Nazi: " ... ... ... Da (sheepishly)."