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A bloody ejaculation or cumshot, typically caused by trauma to the testicles such as torsion, surgery, or lighting your crotch on fire an then having someone stomp it out.
Dude, I had a vasectomy three days ago and I'm still putting bloodshot on my wife's face. The clots are kinda gross.
by It really happened to me August 02, 2010

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