3 definitions by Issei Mastukawa
Semi EIta is hot af and the hottest on the Shiratorizawa boys volleyball team. He is alt and you cannot convince me otherwise. He is cute and pretty and beautiful. I'm not usually a simp but if he were to even talk to me, mean or nice idc, I would go to a private area and squeal like a swine. I would be blushing like an idiot. I have the biggest crush and the fact that he went to Shiratorizawa, works for the government, and is in a band in the time skip means that he's a rich bitch and I wanna marry him. I want to have his motherfreaking kids. He could step on me and I would care less. At my wedding, he could burst in idk do something to announce his presence and he could tell me to run away with him and to leave the groom and I would be out of there in a heart beat. He is...omg he's something else. I know that i'm not the only one simping here.
Friend 1: Hey who's that on the court?
Friend 2: Oh that's Semi Eita.
Me: Ima cheer for him.
Friend 1: You can't we go to a different school. That would be crazy if you did.
Me: You think I care because I don't now ima do it so stfu.
Friend 2: Please don't.
Me: GO SEMI SEMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Oikawa wtf?
Iwaizumi: Not this shit again.
Matsukawa: You got that on camera?
Hanamaki: Hell yeah.
Semi: 0-0?
Tendo: HEY THAT"S MY NAME FOR HIM!
Friend 2: Oh that's Semi Eita.
Me: Ima cheer for him.
Friend 1: You can't we go to a different school. That would be crazy if you did.
Me: You think I care because I don't now ima do it so stfu.
Friend 2: Please don't.
Me: GO SEMI SEMI!!!!!!!!!!!
Oikawa wtf?
Iwaizumi: Not this shit again.
Matsukawa: You got that on camera?
Hanamaki: Hell yeah.
Semi: 0-0?
Tendo: HEY THAT"S MY NAME FOR HIM!
by Issei Mastukawa May 26, 2021
Tea loving looking ass guy no one apparently cares about. He's from Haikyu!! and he kinda has an rbf so he looks like a bitch. He isn't. lmao a little fine though but not as much as Semi Eita.
Me: Do any of y'all even know who Ren Omimi is?
Bitch: Who is that?
Uncultured fan: Isn't he that one guy no one cares about? What does he even like? What's his personality?
Me: damn.
Bitch: Who is that?
Uncultured fan: Isn't he that one guy no one cares about? What does he even like? What's his personality?
Me: damn.
by Issei Mastukawa May 25, 2021
ALRIGHT! He's Inarizaki's libero and kinda cute. He's not a big asshole like that bitch-face Atsumu Miya. He likes string cheese.
by Issei Mastukawa May 25, 2021