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A generation of parents who have unintentionally, hyper controlled and micromanaged millennials in ways that have diminished millennials ability to cope, self-regulate, and resolve conflicts without assistance or outside intervention. Whatever happened to letting kids be kids?
A Helicopter Parent doesn’t let kids make even small decisions about their day to day lives or create meaningful dialogue about major decisions, goals, or future plans.
by IronMikey March 9, 2023
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Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.
Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.
by IronMikey March 9, 2023
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1. Someone who claims to be vegan but doesn’t know what a dairy product is, or how vegans get protein.
2. Someone who claims to be vegetarian but still eats “chicken” or “fish.”
“That girl isn’t a vegetarian bro, she’s a Fakietarian. She says “It’s just a little fish sometimes,” but I just saw her down two cheese burgers.”
by IronMikey March 14, 2023
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Energy work or energy circulation in either of the two lower chakras for self pleasure or the mutual pleasure of a partner.
1. It felt like electricity was flowing out of her hand into me and the back into her, I wondered if she was using Pelvic Sorcery.

2. She started seeing stars and flashes of light as he brought her to climax she wondered if he was using Pelvic Sorcery.
by IronMikey March 10, 2023
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The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.
When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.
by IronMikey March 9, 2023
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