26 definitions by IronMikey
A red or brown ornament attached to a woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate change because they are being paid off. They need to get to work enabling positive and reasonable change.
by IronMikey April 12, 2023
1. Adult education classes can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn new things.
2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.
3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
2. Work environments can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn by doing.
3. Colleges can be a Skills Oasis for people who want to learn skills that can be hard to find other places.
by IronMikey March 14, 2023
A Micro penis is a penis of one inch or less. Men with Micro penises have been cursed by god. In most cases for good reason. Men with micro penises are easily identifiable by their weak jaw lines, small hands, and erratic behavior.
A man with micro penis would start a war for his personal vanity, like the 2022 war in Ukraine or attempt a coup against American Democracy over hurt feelings because of a lost election like what happened on January 6 2021.
by IronMikey April 4, 2023
1. A person who has done their part to stop Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
2. Taking action to stop the spread of Covid 19.
1. He flattened the curve by getting vaccinated.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
2. She flattened the curve by working at a vaccination site.
by IronMikey March 9, 2023
1. Dropping all or some of a significant meal on the ground or another dirty surface that makes it inedible.
2. A senseless and ridiculous waste of food.
2. A senseless and ridiculous waste of food.
1. Eating an ice cream cone outside on a 100 degree Fahrenheit day is a sure way to drop dinner. Some of it will end up on the sidewalk every time. Use a cup.
2. Making agricultural systems and food distribution as efficient as possible is a good idea. Letting food sit in a warehouse, go unused, and rot is Dropping Dinner.
2. Making agricultural systems and food distribution as efficient as possible is a good idea. Letting food sit in a warehouse, go unused, and rot is Dropping Dinner.
by IronMikey April 7, 2023
Being Taxed-out is when a person or people living in a home are no longer able to afford to live there because of high taxes. This happens oftentimes to elderly and retired people. Getting Taxed-out also happens with the loss of a job, or if the high income earner of the family becomes disabled or deceased.
1. Sometimes communities with high taxes cause home owners to be Taxed-out of their homes.
2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.
3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!
2. Even hardworking thoughtful people can get Taxed-out of their homes if their income drops.
3. You think you own a home until the tax bill shows up and you realize you have been Taxed-out of your home. Literally the tax man took your house!
by IronMikey March 18, 2023
The scheming malevolent vibes which come from a person who can’t do anything right. Typically a classic BetaMale.
“Did you see those two politicians debate last night? They were both so extreme, neither of them will make things better. I don’t think either of them believed in half of the things they were saying. Both of them absolutely had Small Dick Energy.
by IronMikey April 14, 2023