3 definitions by IpNyurButt

When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.
It seems like the only time I get a Michigan Rowboat is during Guido and the Guy.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.
We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
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When you have to defecate in the shower so you put your butthole against the drain and poop through it like a playdoh extruder.
In the middle of my shower I really needed to poop so I just made shower noodles.
by IpNyurButt December 20, 2020
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