1 definition by Invert The Inverted Cross

1)The lack of belief in a god and/or higher beings.

2)A belief in theories that have only made sense on paper but have not ever been proven concretely as to determine how the Universe was made and how life on this earth came to be.

3)An extreme state of narrow-mindedness and pessimism in which one is sure that there can be no god because one's "logic" tells them that they cannot believe what they have not seen and therefore must believe that theories that were never physically proven hold the answer to our existance and that even when the real answer is right in front of our faces telling us that there could have been no other way but god one must deny that which makes at least some sense and dive into this state of maximum stupidity where one denies anything one did not see based on that and not an actual dose of logic.
1)I don't believe in god, therefore I must be atheist.

2)I fail to use common sense and see only through the eyes of a theory that was never and will never be proven, thus I must be atheist.
3)I think that the Universe was created by accident and I base this on thousands of theories which contradict each other and fail to offer concrete evidence of there being no god, therefore I must be atheist.
4)Atheism = Lack Common Sense
by Invert The Inverted Cross January 3, 2008
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