13 definitions by Invader Jenna
Crap in the shape of a book. Too easy to make fun of. Stupid. It also tricks the minds of little girls everywhere. (although I'm 13 and I hate Twilight)
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.
Basically a rip off of Romeo and Juliet. Things that don't make sense:
What happens when Bella gets her period?
Nobody falls in love that fast. At Bella's age she doesn't even know the meaning of the word.
Meyer was too afraid to kill anyone. There are BATTLES yet everyone stays in complete health.
Edward and Bella's relationship is purely based on looks.
Fangs never come up in a VAMPIRE book.
Twilight infects the minds of teenaged girls. Here are some real quotes from a Twilight fanatic on YouTube:
edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edward cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!
twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight is 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!
datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2 me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!
Sad, right? She can't even spell...
edwar cullin iz lyke wae betta den this! edward cullin iz lyke reel nd stefanie mayers iz lyke wae betta wryter!
twilight iz lyke way betta doe! harrie potter is lyke only 2 books and twlight is 4 books ,,,,, stefanie mayers is wae betta den jk rowlin!
datz iz lyke wat i wood doe if edwar cullin ded 2 me becuz hes reel nd heel cum 2 me!
Sad, right? She can't even spell...
by Invader Jenna September 3, 2010
A "book" written by Stephanie Meyer.
It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.
Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.
Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).
The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
It's basically about a girl, Bella Swan, who moves to Forks, Washington. There she falls in love with the "perfect" guy, Edward Cullen. Edward turns out to be a "vampire". Even though he thirsts for her blood, he loves her. Bella has a nasty habit of randomly falling over.
Apparently Meyer didn't know crap before she wrote Twilight, because in her imaginary world vampires sparkle when the sun hits their skin.
Even though Edward is dead, and has no blood pumping through his body, he can mysteriously have sex with Bella. He later gets her pregnant.
For some reason, he can feel emotion and love Bella, even though vampires have no soul. Edward doesn't have fangs, and drinks the blood of animals because he doesn't like killing people(Where have we seen that before... maybe Interview with a vampire?).
The only reason girls like Twilight is because they feel Bella is special. They feel Bella is special because they think they can relate to her. They think they can relate to her because Bella is depressed because her life is hard. Then Prince Charming (Edward) comes and rescues her, so they feel their Prince Charming will come and rescue them.
Nobody really realizes it, but a lot of the Twilight characters are very similar to the BtVS characters.
Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz
The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
Edward: Angel
James: Spike
Bella: a weaker Buffy
Jacob: Xander/Oz
The Bella/Edward relationship:
Bella: Edward... you are so perfect..
Edward: I will always protect you...
Bella: Your eyes ae amazing...
Edward: I will always protect you.. even though you smell like drugs..
Bella: I'm about to fall over, come save me..
Edward: I can run really fast..
Bella: Wanna have sex now?
Edward: Sure..
by Invader Jenna November 5, 2010
The COOLEST vampire to ever exist. Was originally from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but hot his own spin off called Angel. First, let me get something strait. Angel DOES have a sense of humor. Angel used to be a killing machine, but due to a curse he got his soul back. Sadly he has to live in misery, one moment of true happiness and he gets his soul back turning him into a ravenous murderer again. In Buffy, he was her boyfriend but had to leave later in the show. In Angel, Angel was basically looking for redemption by helping other people from vampires and demons with the help of Doyle(before he died) and Cordelia.
Cordelia: So, are you still all... grrr...
Angel: Well there really isn't a cure for it.
Doyle: Let me tell you a little bedtime story.
Angel: But I don't feel sleepy.
Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he gets his soul back and suddenly he's mad with guilt.
Angel: I was wrong. Now I'm feeling sleepy.
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.
Cordelia: Or we can go home.
Doyle: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God yes. Thank you.
Angel: Well there really isn't a cure for it.
Doyle: Let me tell you a little bedtime story.
Angel: But I don't feel sleepy.
Doyle: Once upon a time, there was a vampire. And he was the meanest vampire in all the land. I mean, other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then, one day, he gets his soul back and suddenly he's mad with guilt.
Angel: I was wrong. Now I'm feeling sleepy.
Angel: I know you guys have been working hard. I mean, you've been cooped up inside a lot. And to show my appreciation, I was thinking, the night being... you know... young and all, that the three of us could, well... should... you know... maybe, go out... ... you know... ... ... for fun.
Cordelia: Or we can go home.
Doyle: And you can sit in the dark alone.
Angel: God yes. Thank you.
by Invader Jenna October 31, 2010
Obviously, nobody knows crap about her. SHE'S NOT A POSER. She never said she was punk, she never related anything to being punk, it was her stupid poser fans that started that whole punk thing. Actually, there is a video on YouTube of her saying she doesn't think her music is punk. Second: her lyrics. a lot of people say she has no talent because she can't rhyme. "She wants to go home, but nobody's home." IT WASN'T ALL HER. She wrote that song with Evanescence. And if all you can see is the word home, then you need to open your freaking eyes because that is an extremely emotional song. A lot of jerkwads also think she is a slut, skank, or whore. Again, open your freaking eyes. For one, you haters are only looking for reasons to hate her. All male singers ever write about is sex, and you're not calling them sluts. Why should it be different for girls? Avril doesn't even write her songs about sex. " Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend". "Oh, oh, oh, would you, cry y y, if I let you go.". Oh yes, that's so slutty. And shut up about the whole "new Avril, old Avril" thing. She is still Avril, times change people change. So far she has three albums, Let Go, Under My Skin, and The Best Damn Thing. After her divorce she came out with The Best Damn Thing.
Avril Lavigne lyrics:
Well I'm on my own, would you leave me alone. Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I
- Let Go
It's a damn cold night. Trying to figure out this life. Won't you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
- I'm with you
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside.
- Nobody's home.
Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared, I was so alone. You, you need to listen. I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone.
-Losing grip
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to Earth.
-Sk8r Boi
You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it. How does a memory so close to me just fade away? All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.
-My happy ending
This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay. This moment is perfect, please don't go away. I need you now. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by.
-Innocence
Well I'm on my own, would you leave me alone. Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I
- Let Go
It's a damn cold night. Trying to figure out this life. Won't you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you.
- I'm with you
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside.
- Nobody's home.
Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared, I was so alone. You, you need to listen. I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone.
-Losing grip
He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to Earth.
-Sk8r Boi
You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it. How does a memory so close to me just fade away? All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending.
-My happy ending
This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay. This moment is perfect, please don't go away. I need you now. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by.
-Innocence
by Invader Jenna November 12, 2010
My favorite singer. She is NOT a poser, like a lot of people are saying she is. They say she thinks shes punk. Can you tell me when she ever said she was? She never did. Avril is not a poser. People are also calling her a skank/ slut. Really?
Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.
(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.
Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Her worst lyrics:
Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one.
(also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess.
Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics:
I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am.
They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.
Oh oh oh, would you leave me alone? Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I. Oh oh oh, would you cry y y if I let you go? -Let Go, album Let Go
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin
Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.
See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin
Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing.
See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?
by Invader Jenna August 26, 2010
The best alien ever. Zim is green with red eyes and antenna. He is from the planet Irk, who are trying to take over the universe with operation Impending Doom 2. Zim messed up Impending Doom 1 by attacking his own planet. He was banished to FoodCourtia, a planet that was turned into a food court. Zim found out about the assigning, he went to Irk to be given a planet. To get rid of him, the Almighty Tallest sent him to a random planet. When Zim found Earth, he thought that was the mystery planet. The Almighty Tallest didn't want to waste a robot on him, so they made a robot out of scrap parts. It actually worked and was named GIR. Zim is not stupid or absent minded, he just has trouble keeping his priorities straight. He to focuses on the little things. Because Zim is short, he disguised himself as a kid and went to Skool. The only one who knows and cares that Zim is an alien is Dib, who is obsessed with the paranormal. When Zim is around the city, he disguises himself as a hobo. When someone proves him wrong, he yells YOUR LYING! or LIES! He can't eat Earth food either. Beans make his head expand, meat and BBQ sauce burns, and water burns. In the episode Zim Eats Waffles, he could eat the waffles GIR made because they were made with Irken ingredients, it just wasn't said on the show. Zim also tends to randomly say I'M NORMAL! or I LOVE EARTH! at the end of some sentences.
But, invader's blood marches through my veins! Like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
full of goo. Mission goo!
No. You lie! You LIE!!!
Yes. Oh, I will bring my parents. And they shall be the greatest, most parental parent ever!
Wait a minute... I'm blind!
My squeedily spooch!
Why am I so amazing?
This rain... is it poisonous?
You! Obey the fist!
The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR, what are you doing?! Put me down, GIR! Ah! Stop! Ow! My organ!
Great jumpin' chili bean!
More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!
MY BUSINESS IS DONE.
But I chose this particular wormhole especially for the occasion. You see, at the end of this wormhole lies... a ROOM... with a MOOSE!
I knew it! Earth babies come from space!
Good question…but I don't care!
As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I'm going to destroy you, Dib.
I love Earth!
Who did this? Who threw this pork-cow at me?
I AM ZIM!
YOUR AFTER MY ROBOT BEE!
The Earth is mine to devastate! And I already promised the moon to GIR.
AAHH! The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!
The Dib! The Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil!
by Invader Jenna August 30, 2010
One of the most kickass cartoon characters EVAH! GIR (a dysfunctional SIR, Standard Information Retrieval unit) is Zim's robot servant however he rarely obeys. Nobody knows what the G in GIR stands for, GIR said it himself in the first episode. Jhonen Vasques, the creator, said it was never meant to be found out. GIR has a short attention span and is completely random. As a disguise to not look like a robot when humans see him, he wears a green dog suit. It has pretty big eyes and a tongue sticking out. As a robot he changes. He has blue eyes, shoulders, and a blue square on his chest area. When he is in duty mode those blue parts turn red and he half-shuts his eyes, almost in an angry look. GIR loves waffles, the angry monkey show, tacos, rubber piggies, bees, and doom. He also likes to sing the Doom Song, which is a song consisting of the word doom and goes on for six months. When GIR has temper tantrums they are usually the same. He screams until he gets what he wants, seen in FBI Warning of Doom and Zim Eats Waffles. When GIR made waffles Zim didn't want to eat, he screamed until Zim ate them. This happened twice, the second time he repeatedly slapped Zim with a waffle. He has a high pitched voice that isn't annoying, but strangely cute. When he walks in his dog suit his feet squeak. Overall, hilarious and cute.
GIR quotes:
*Doorbell rings* Leprechauns!
GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!
I wanna watch the scary monkey show!
Yay! We're doomed!
I'm gonna huuug yoou!
You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?
Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?!
I MADE IT MAH SELF!
Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Must bey the taco man!
But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
All these children will go to a special place made of food. I like food.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
I don't know...
Zim: Now selfdestruct!
FINALLY! HEEHEEHEE *explodes*
You look like you need waffles boo hoo hoo.
Yay I'm gonna be sick!
I can see up it's nose.
I DON'T WANNA!...Ok!
But won't it just explode? Just like this KABLAM!
But if the big splody goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue…TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants… (hours later) ...And I want a chair made of cheese. And I want a table made of cheese.
Television is stupid!
You're intelligence is stupid!
Target found! Eliminate moron!
Do de do de do de do de do de do de doo.
DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DOO!
I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit K?
SAMMICH!
I had a sammich in my head!
You didn't have to yell at me. I just... I got rid of my sammich.
So about my sammich.
*Doorbell rings* Leprechauns!
GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLES!
I wanna watch the scary monkey show!
Yay! We're doomed!
I'm gonna huuug yoou!
You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? YOU GONNA MAKE BISCUITS?
Zim: Why was there bacon in the soap?!
I MADE IT MAH SELF!
Tell me a story about giant pigs!
Must bey the taco man!
But I NEED tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!
All these children will go to a special place made of food. I like food.
Zim: GIR? What does the G stand for?
I don't know...
Zim: Now selfdestruct!
FINALLY! HEEHEEHEE *explodes*
You look like you need waffles boo hoo hoo.
Yay I'm gonna be sick!
I can see up it's nose.
I DON'T WANNA!...Ok!
But won't it just explode? Just like this KABLAM!
But if the big splody goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Hi floor! Make me a sammich!
I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue…TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants… (hours later) ...And I want a chair made of cheese. And I want a table made of cheese.
Television is stupid!
You're intelligence is stupid!
Target found! Eliminate moron!
Do de do de do de do de do de do de doo.
DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DO DE DOO!
I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a bit K?
SAMMICH!
I had a sammich in my head!
You didn't have to yell at me. I just... I got rid of my sammich.
So about my sammich.
by Invader Jenna August 30, 2010