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PalePhace the One is a white rap artist from Knoxville, TN.
He has written and recorded hundreds of songs, both Rap and R&B. He cofounded Solo Records with Steven Donahue before leaving the label due to creative differences. He founded and hosted the "Freestyle Battles" at club Amnesia in Knoxville. As one half of the Low Life Click, he won the"Got Milk" battle of the bands with a song called United. He was a finalist in the Missy Elliot UPN project, beating out thousands in Atlanta, GA. He is no longer active in rap music. He has gone on to pursue a college education. His real name is Micheal Scott Washam, the grandson of legendary and prolific songwritter Arthur Q. Smith.
PalePhace the One
by Inthaknow February 24, 2011
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Any phone that was made to try to do what BlackBerries do, but fails.
Millionaire hip hop artists is backstage entertaining fans with VIP passes right after a show, and his assistant takes a HD video of them together with his Z10 / Q10.

Fan #1, attractive female blond with enhanced breasts, whips out her Apple-made mobile phone and asks if she can get a copy of the picture.

Hip Hop artist and his assistant look at each other, then at the Apple-made mobile phone, and smile condescendingly...

Hip Hop artist, in his kindest tone possible: "Sorry baby, a Fakeberry ain't got BlueTooth or NFC..."

Fan #1 fails.
by Inthaknow June 28, 2013
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