Insufficient Postage's definitions

pingular

A replacement for plural, since it rhymes with singular and is much easier to pronounce.

Griffins is pingular for griffin.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006

dreary

. How I feel when it rains or when my cello breaks and I feel like part of my soul is missing.

.. Gloomy

Raindrops make me dreary, but that doesn't mean my eyes get teary.

by insufficient postage October 23, 2005

i didn't do it

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006

Were-Rabbit

A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays

Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!

by Insufficient Postage May 22, 2006

InactiveSync

How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.

I hope you fry in hell, InactiveSync.

by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006