Insufficient Postage's definitions

Were-Rabbit

A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays

Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!

by Insufficient Postage May 22, 2006

wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.

WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?

by Insufficient Postage May 18, 2006

I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.

I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

I think so

A way of saying that you don't know but want to make it look like you might know. Similar to saying "I'm pretty sure," but could also mean "I'm not totally sure."

Soldad: Did you do your homework?
Sonia: I think so.

Jeff: Is the final tomorrow?
Lola: I think so.

Chris: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Jackie: I think so.
Chris: Is that a yes or a no?

by Insufficient Postage May 9, 2006

i didn't do it

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.

Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter

by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006