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clarifuscate

To explain something in a way that confuses things even more.
Because their constituencies wouldn't vote for them otherwise, certain politicians learn to clarifuscate early in their careers.

When my physics teacher tried to explain how to work the deadly tesla coil for the lab, he ended up clarifuscating me until my eyes were glassy and my drool was seeping onto my shirt. This resulted in me frying myself and setting the school on fire. Too bad I was dead to see the prison burn.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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InactiveSync

How to describe Microsoft's ActiveSync utility when it's not working properly--which is most of the time.
I hope you fry in hell, InactiveSync.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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pink moon

In ancient times, a pink moon was an omen of the apocalypse, a harbinger of doom.

The third and last album by Nick Drake, recorded in two two-hour midnight sessions in October of 1971. The album consisted only Nick Drake's guitar and vocals. This album is widely considered Nick Drake's best. Initially capturing a small amount of critical attention, it received more acclaim after his death and even more listeners since the VW commercial used the title track for the Cabrio in 2000.
Pink Moon is such a mellow and beautiful song. I let it lull me to sleep one night. It's sad and tragic to know such a talented musician died so young and at a stage in his life when things were looking brighter.
by Insufficient Postage May 6, 2006
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i didn't do it

A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.
Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it.
laughter
by Insufficient Postage April 9, 2006
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neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?
by Insufficient Postage April 30, 2006
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