pingular

A replacement for plural, since it rhymes with singular and is much easier to pronounce.
Griffins is pingular for griffin.
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pitology

It is simply the study of pits. Of course, a pitlologist must pick a field to specialize in (e.g., watermelon pits, BBQ pits, or the study of pitiful situations and puns).
When I grow up I want to study pitology since I'm so good at falling into them. I'm going to study pits in the Amazon, Aztec ruins, ancient Buddhist temples, and various tombs in Egypt and India.
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I hate myself

A statement used when one is feeling extremely frustrated with oneself for a failure or flaw in one's life.
I hate myself for letting Urban Dictionary distract me from my homework.
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wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.
WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?
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adorkable

Both dorky and adorable. A higher state of being all dorks strive towards.
That dork is so adorkable I could just hug him till I die.
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