4 definitions by Infernex
A person who actively fakes illnesses or disabilities for clout or popularity.
These people are the scum of the Earth and have no place in society other than wasting the short amount of time we have on this world.
These people are the scum of the Earth and have no place in society other than wasting the short amount of time we have on this world.
Cloutochondriac: Hey guys, I just self-diagnosed myself with Cerebral Palsy, no, I have not talked to any medical professionals about this. I just feel like I deserve to have a Wheelchair.
Normal Person: But you can still walk though?
Cloutochondriac: I know, I just really like the sound of the wheels going up the disabled ramp!
Normal Person: But you can still walk though?
Cloutochondriac: I know, I just really like the sound of the wheels going up the disabled ramp!
by Infernex June 26, 2023
it is when you have been lobotomized and you hit every single character key, first with no modifier, then with caps lock only, then with shift only, then with both shift and caps lock.
then you question why you should be allowed to breathe.
then you question why you should be allowed to breathe.
person 1: how was your experience typing "`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=QWERTYUIOP\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL"ZXCVBNM<>?~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop{}asdfghjkl:"zxcvbnm<>?" ?
person 2: (wails in pure pain)
person 1:very good (eats several pineaples)
person 2: (wails in pure pain)
person 1:very good (eats several pineaples)
by Infernex December 28, 2019
to gag and orgasm at the same time, the most common occurrence is when you are completely disgusted and turned on at the same time
Markus: god that gave me a gagasm
Tobias: wut
Markus: you know, a gagasm a gag orgasm. i mean it was bad yet also good i guess
Tobias: wanna go eat some kiev
Markus: ja
Tobias: wut
Markus: you know, a gagasm a gag orgasm. i mean it was bad yet also good i guess
Tobias: wanna go eat some kiev
Markus: ja
by Infernex September 28, 2020