4 definitions by Incredibly Unintelligent Human
The final boss of bloodborne's Old Hunter's DLC. Some people think that this boss is hard, but in reality they just have a big fat skill issue and need to git gud.
Person 1; Is the Orphan of Kos a girl or a boy?
Person 2; No fucking clue but it's kicking my ass right now please help me kill it
Person 1; Just git gud m8
Person 2; No fucking clue but it's kicking my ass right now please help me kill it
Person 1; Just git gud m8
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021
the reason that PS4 is the best gaming platform
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
i gotta admit there are a lot of reasons ps4 sucks but bloodborne is just such a fucking masterpiece and it has the best DLC on the planet. There is no reason you should not play bloodborne. PC port will never happen the game has been out for 6 years. Just go buy a ps4 (or ps5) and play bloodborne.
1) Person 1 (an intellectual); PS4 is so much better than PC
Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks
2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.
3) this definition was sponsored by raid shadow legends
Person 2 (a smooth brain); No it's not you have to pay for ps+ to even use online stuff and buy a new console whenever one comes out to even play every game.
Person 1 (an intellectual); Yes we do, but we can play Bloodborne tho
Person 2 (Smart now); *wrinkles begin growing on his brain so it's not smooth anymore* Sorry I'm stupid I'll go buy one now PC sucks
2) Person 3 (A smooth brain); I left a bad review on bloodborne because it's ps4 exclusive and I only play PC because it's master race
Person 2 (An intellectual now); you should just buy a ps4 and play bloodborne.
3) this definition was sponsored by raid shadow legends
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 22, 2021
The tutorial boss of Dark Souls 3 that some people struggle with for some reason. I mean I beat him on my first try, but to be fair I did play both other souls games and bloodborne before I fought him so I had experience and I didn't have to git gud.
He has two phases;
During the first phase, Gundyr basically just swings his halberd at you. This can be countered by parrying, but if you're like me and can't parry for shit you should just try to stay behind him. He's not that hard to dodge, but you will need to be good at managing your stamina. Try not to run out and you should be good. He can't hit you there as long as you stay there. You only have 3 estus during this fight unless you're in Journey 2 (AKA New Game+), so try not to get hit I guess.
During the second phase, he gets a big fat thing on his shoulders that I have no idea what the hell it is. This shit is scary, but using fire on it does a lot of damage so if you start as a pyromancer or pick black firebombs as your gift you should try using those. If you're not really struggling that much you should save your firebombs though. If you didn't do either, the same strategy as phase 1 will work. Try staying behind him, he can't hit you there.
also he's one of the easier bosses in the game so good luck with all of the actual hard bosses that come later.
He has two phases;
During the first phase, Gundyr basically just swings his halberd at you. This can be countered by parrying, but if you're like me and can't parry for shit you should just try to stay behind him. He's not that hard to dodge, but you will need to be good at managing your stamina. Try not to run out and you should be good. He can't hit you there as long as you stay there. You only have 3 estus during this fight unless you're in Journey 2 (AKA New Game+), so try not to get hit I guess.
During the second phase, he gets a big fat thing on his shoulders that I have no idea what the hell it is. This shit is scary, but using fire on it does a lot of damage so if you start as a pyromancer or pick black firebombs as your gift you should try using those. If you're not really struggling that much you should save your firebombs though. If you didn't do either, the same strategy as phase 1 will work. Try staying behind him, he can't hit you there.
also he's one of the easier bosses in the game so good luck with all of the actual hard bosses that come later.
Person 1; Man iudex gundyr is kicking my ass
Person 2; Damn man, good luck with Abyss Watchers
Person 1; What's that
Person 2; They will take several hours of your life before you kill them if this is your first souls game
Person 2; Damn man, good luck with Abyss Watchers
Person 1; What's that
Person 2; They will take several hours of your life before you kill them if this is your first souls game
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 22, 2021
by Incredibly Unintelligent Human September 15, 2021