Inappropriate English Major's definitions

Take the Can

to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.

"I thought I'd hooked up with some freaky chicks, but Amy...she likes to take the can."

by Inappropriate English Major August 12, 2008

headdesk

Verb: The action of passing out at the office.

Nick: Dude, that meeting was brutal...
Mark: Oh man, I know, I totally headdesked an hour into it.
Nick: yeah, the partner saw you, too. good thing he almost headdesked or you'd be busted.

by Inappropriate English Major November 4, 2008