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This is a title used to describe a woman who is the mistress for the president. It is similar to "First Lady," but because the gal is a ho, she's the "First Ho."
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Pioneers in the "First Ho" movement include the first US president, George Washington was rumored to have had a mistress, a black slave, named Venus. Abraham Lincoln had a man ho named Joshua Speed. He doubled up when he later went for one of his bodyguards. Then we had JFK, who was known to be a total player, most famously with Marilyn Monroe. Monroe was the most famous First Ho. Most recently we had Bill Clinton with Monika Lewinski.
In summary, being president is a total panty-dropping move, and being the president's panty-dropper makes you the First Ho.
Allison: My friend just called Monika Lewinski the "First Ho." I had never heard that term before, so I laughed so hard that coffee shot out my nose. It hurt like a B!
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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 21, 2016
Get the First Ho mug.Surfing the web for bras.
Girl: I've got to find the right bra for a backless dress I'm wearing on my wedding.
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Get the brawsing mug.1: When a persons eyebrows are so disgustingly untamed and long, that the eyebrows practically invade and rival eyelash territory.
Example:
Girl 1: My drivers ed teacher has like, the longest eyebrows EVER!
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Get the eyebrash mug.(Noun) A man who is really supremely nice and innocent. Usually someone's devoted, loving husband, who tells his wife how much he loves her every day (and means it). The type of guy who you would vote to be mayor, and know that he would actually be a good person in political office. There is nothing bad to say about this person, although people like to make a point to say how he's so freaking nice, as though it were a bad thing. You would assume his shit don't stank. Likely to marry a Canadian because they are also very nice people.
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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies November 4, 2015
Get the Dutch Boy mug.When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
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Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016
Get the accidental thumb mug.Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
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by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
Get the Five dollar foot long mug.A pun used to describe the time spent when you and your lover are snuggling, wrapped up in each others arms, facing each other. Like how a koala hugs onto a tree. You are usually really super in love if you spend koalaty time together.
Guy: "I can't wait to see my girl later -- we're going to spend some serious koalaty time together."
Other Guy: "Man, you guys must be in love! She's total wifey material, I'm happy for you guys."
Other Guy: "Man, you guys must be in love! She's total wifey material, I'm happy for you guys."
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