16 definitions by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies
When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.
Two people messaging on FB:
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."
thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 18, 2016
when you mean "am I right" as in "amirite" but autocorrect thinks you mean "emirate" as in "United Arab Emirates"
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies January 4, 2018
Guy texting: "baby, I'm going to duck the shit out of you later."
Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"
Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."
Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"
Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 28, 2016
When you and the person you're dating decide you're going to move in together, and you decide to move into one persons existing apartment because they have more stuff than you, and it's so much easier for the person with less stuff to move in.
If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.
All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
If a person with a lot of stuff moves in, it's a big deal, it's noisy, it can be a real hard move-in. But if the person with less stuff moves in to the place where all the stuff is already, it's not a huge ordeal, it's quiet, no one needs a u-haul, therefore it's a soft move-in.
All the benefits of living together with as little hardship of moving.
Girl: "I'd love to meet up with you tonight, but I've got to clear out some room upstairs for my boyfriends massive computer system and I'll make some bathroom space too."
Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"
Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
Other girl: "Oh cool, you guys are doing a soft move-in, huh?"
Girl: "Yeah, I'm excited! He gets a closet too, but doesn't really have much other stuff."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies March 27, 2017
A great way to wrap up a rambling drunken voicemail to someone. When executed properly, you will achieve three things:
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
1- You will appear to be actually smarter than the recipient, because they will assume you either speak another language they have never heard, or are referencing pop culture they are unaware of
2- The rest of your idiocy in your message will be overshadowed by this shocking soliloquy change
3- You'll get talked about, and really any press is good press.
Drunk guy leaving a message: " Heyyyyy, how are you? I don’t know why you’re ignoring me, I didn’t do anything wrong. Um. Yeah, like, what the, what happened man, we like didn’t meet up… right? And then next thing you know you just don’t wanna talk to me now? You know you’re going to see me when the summer time comes. And you’re gonna see me, and I’m going to be jacked out and you’re gonna be like, “fuck, I coulda duh duh duh duh” or you gonna hear about a girl that i was with and be like, “What he like what and he what his what with what in the what!?” and then you’re going to be like, “Daaaamn.” So let’s skip all that and let’s start talking again cuz I didn’t do anything mean to you or bad to you, we just couldn’t freaking get on the same wavelength of time to make a date to hang out. This time, let’s just meet and boom, quick and easy, ba-da liki mala da shini malaga, and everything’s cool, alright? Ok. Bye."
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 13, 2016
1: When a persons eyebrows are so disgustingly untamed and long, that the eyebrows practically invade and rival eyelash territory.
Example:
Girl 1: My drivers ed teacher has like, the longest eyebrows EVER!
Girl 2: Eww! Are they like, eyebrashes?
Girl 1: Totally! It's like he wears like, mascara on them.
Girl 2: He sounds like, totes gross.
Girl 1: My drivers ed teacher has like, the longest eyebrows EVER!
Girl 2: Eww! Are they like, eyebrashes?
Girl 1: Totally! It's like he wears like, mascara on them.
Girl 2: He sounds like, totes gross.
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies August 20, 2014
When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.
Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 5, 2019