3 definitions by Imwithstupid

Beet your ass

When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.

If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!

by Imwithstupid June 29, 2022

When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.

I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!

by Imwithstupid June 8, 2022

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall

She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!

by Imwithstupid July 2, 2022