Definitions by Imthatawesome
Groanday
This is the Monday after spring break; where every college student collectively groans as they wake up early to make sure they get to class on time instead of sleeping in at home/hotel room/significant other's house/etc. Being hungover from the night (or nights) before may also be a contributing factor.
Bill: *Groans*
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...
Ted: Dude, get up, you're my ride to my 8am
Bill: Fuck that noise
Ted: I know it's Groanday but we have a test today.
Bill: Fuck it, I'm still hungover from Saturday...
Groanday by imthatawesome May 2, 2014
Copy, Paste, & Resubmit
What you do when your Urban Dictionary submission gets wrongfully rejected. This most often happens when the editor doesn't agree with your politics, doesn't find your entry funny, doesn't understand the concept, or doesn't read the entry while fapping over their lust for power.
"What!?! They didn't accept the word booty? FUCK THAT SHIT! Everybody says booty! I'm going to copy, paste, & resubmit that shit," exclaimed Bill in 1999.
Copy, Paste, & Resubmit by imthatawesome October 25, 2012
Urban Dictionary Definition Edit
Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!
Urban Dictionary Definition Edit by imthatawesome October 25, 2012
Wrinkled Sheets
1. n - The breast of an elderly woman.
2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.
3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.
4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.
2. n - The old dusty cunt of an elderly woman.
3. n - The big floppy monstrosity some nasty stretched out bitch calls her pussy.
4. v - To fuck someone so hard that they grip the sheets and cause the the permanent press to not be so permanent.
1. "And then... she let her wrinkled sheets fall from her chest. There was no escaping the horror then."
2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."
3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....
4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!
2. "Those lips... I parted those wrinkled sheets and stuck my tongue in."
3. Bill: Hey Ted, did you smash Mandy, yet?
Ted: I was going to, but then I saw her wrinkled sheet and didn't want anything to with her.
Bill: I can fit my foot in there....
4. Nigga: Bitch, get dat ass ready. I gon wrinkle yo sheets!
Bitch: Oh hell yeah, daddy. Do me like yo name Shaggy!
Wrinkled Sheets by imthatawesome October 23, 2012
Copy, Paste, & Resubmit
What you do when your Urban Dictionary gets wrongfully rejected. This most often happens when the editors doesn't agree with your politics, doesn't find your entry funny, doesn't understand the concept, or doesn't read the entry while fapping over their lust for power.
"What!?! They accept the word booty? FUCK THAT SHIT! Everybody says booty! I'm going to copy, paste, & resubmit that shit," exclaimed Bill in 1999.
Copy, Paste, & Resubmit by imthatawesome October 23, 2012
Highbrow Humor
Bill: Ted! I've fallen in love! ...with the word, "Shan't." My zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. I have been left enamored to the point that I'm completely and utterly smitten by the word. But, alas I cannot use the word without sounding like a pompous ass. So my love appears to be in vein. I can't bear the pain, so I shan't any longer. *pretends to kill himself*
Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.
Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.
Ted: How is that funny?
Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u
Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!
Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.
Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.
Ted: How is that funny?
Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u
Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!
Highbrow Humor by imthatawesome September 23, 2012
I never fuck it up
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
I never fuck it up by imthatawesome September 21, 2012