3 definitions by Imsparticus
That mule is hung like a Muench.
by Imsparticus October 22, 2019
A pampered, punk ass, white boy who spent the 80s listening to Rick Ashley’s “never gonna give you up” but thinks he’s a hard ass because he slums with those less fortunate than him.
He’s just another spoiled light bread who tries to gain street CRED by slumming with the workingman.
by Imsparticus March 31, 2021
A person who is absolutely certain, without any doubt whatsoever, that he is only attracted to people of the opposite sex. Synonym — straight. Opposite of non-binary. Used to make ordinary straight people seem more progressive and hip.
Jimmy is so extreme-binary. He likes the ladies— and that’s that. Twinks don’t stand a chance. With all due respect to the LGBTQ community, Jimmy’s just hard-core extreme-binary. Every night is ladies night.
by Imsparticus February 14, 2020