Immortal-Jake's definitions

Sakawich

The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.

"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.

"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

White Ninja

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Farm Out

What Preps said to make fun of the term "Far Out". This also corrisponded with "Right Arm"

"farm out, you dope smoking hippies"

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Right Arm

A term used by preps to make fun of the term "Right On". Usually corisponded with "Farm Out"

"Right Arm, bong banger"

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Head

A word used to classify people in the 70s for being Weed Smokers. It was short for Pot Head.

Jock- "Get out of here, you head"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"

by Immortal-Jake May 20, 2006