Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Immortal-Jake

White Ninja

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

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Mucket

A term used to describe a very filthy trailer. The kind that smell like B.O., piss and manure and the furnature is sticky.

Bill: Miss Davis wants me to help her set up her new TV
Steve: Eww, I wouldn't step foot in that mucket!

by Immortal-Jake November 27, 2009

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Carmen Sandiego

A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...

"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

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Quish

A Polite name for a Vagina. At least alot more Polite than Cunt

Sally: My Quish is squishy

by Immortal-Jake December 24, 2007

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Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.

Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"

by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007

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Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

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