Immortal-Jake's definitions

Shiv

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

DCed

It stands for "Dissconected". Usually used when your computer loses an internet connection, or you fall from a mountain because your Rope wasn't secure.

"Dude, I just Got DCed... Shoulda gotten a Dell."

"AAHHH!!! I'M ABOUT TO FALL TO MY DEATH, BECAUSE I GOT DCed!!!!!"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Shank

A Home Made Knife made out of Metal. Not to be Confused with a Shiv (A home made knife made of anything BUT metal)

Skanks are usually made out of Spoons, Screw Drivers, or just pieces of Scrap Metal.

Shanked- To get Stabbed by a shank.

"I'm gonna take my Shank and gut that Racest Bastard on Cell Block C"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Farm Out

What Preps said to make fun of the term "Far Out". This also corrisponded with "Right Arm"

"farm out, you dope smoking hippies"

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 14, 2007

Sakawich

The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.

"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

Head

A word used to classify people in the 70s for being Weed Smokers. It was short for Pot Head.

Jock- "Get out of here, you head"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"

by Immortal-Jake May 20, 2006