Immortal-Jake's definitions

Bifollicle

Naturally having 2 colors in your hair.

Emily: My hair is Brown and Red
Sam: You're Bifollicle

by Immortal-Jake January 31, 2007

Rule Of 10

According to the Rule of 10, No one is allowed to call someone after 10pm or before 10am unless it is absolutely Important.

*ring ring*
Bob: uhhg, hello?
John: hey. what's up?
Bob: Why the hell did you call me, it's... 2am...
John: Oh, I just got out of the club, I was seeing what you were doing.
Bob: Did you forget the Rule Of 10?

by Immortal-Jake August 14, 2007

Cantankerous Gnome

This word is Just an insult to throw at someone who is being cantankerous. It's usually followed by a pose with both fists in the air and an angry look on your face. Can also be followed by a "Gnome like" insult.

"I don't want to do that, it sounds stupid, I don't like this, I don't like that, waah waah waah"
"Damnit, you are such a Cantankerous Gnome! You wanna go stand in my yard and hold a candel? Or maybe live in a Tree?"
*Poses*

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

Carmen Sandiego

A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...

"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Quish

A Polite name for a Vagina. At least alot more Polite than Cunt

Sally: My Quish is squishy

by Immortal-Jake December 24, 2007

vah jay jay

A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.

"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Shiv

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006