Immortal-Jake's definitions

Shiv

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Toodley Bushes

A word to describe indiscriminate plants in a calm forrest.

Today I took a walk through the Toodley Bushes.

by Immortal-Jake November 27, 2009

Pissbubbles

An expression used for something that is a Lie

mac- "I saw a 2 headed cow yesterday"
don- "Pissbubbles"
mac- "Naw, it's true"

by Immortal-Jake June 22, 2006

Rote

1)Memory by repitation
2)Sounds of surf breaking on the shore

A wrote is like a Mnemonic, but different

I heard a rote

by Immortal-Jake October 11, 2006

SFLR

Sorry For Late Reply

John (Message sent 8:12pm): Hey, how are you doin?
John (Message sent 8:14pm): You there?
Bob (Message sent at 8:17pm): I'm fine, SFLR

by Immortal-Jake January 6, 2009

Gork Out

To over eat almost to the point of Vomiting.

1"I just got a Promotion. To Celibrate, I think I'll Gork Out on some Ice Cream"

2"Uhhg, this thanksgiving I Gorked Out and felt like I was gonna die!"

by Immortal-Jake May 8, 2006

Genitailular

A word used for Decribing something that is happening to ones genitailia.

"So, does everyone else have a fear and genitailular excitement when the Recon Crew comes?"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006