Immortal-Jake's definitions

vah jay jay

A way to say Vagina when you are trying to be polite about it.

"Yeah, My girlfriend went to the Doctor. She was having Vah Jay Jay Problems..."

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Shiv

A Home Made Knife made out of Anything but metal. Not to be confused with a Shank (a home made knife made of metal).

Shivs are usually made of Glass, Wood, or Scrap Plastic

Shived- To be stabbed by a Shiv

"I heard that Guy from Cell block B was coming to Shank me... He'll be surprised when I've got my Shiv deep in his Lungs"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Right Arm

A term used by preps to make fun of the term "Right On". Usually corisponded with "Farm Out"

"Right Arm, bong banger"

by Immortal-Jake May 18, 2006

DCed

It stands for "Dissconected". Usually used when your computer loses an internet connection, or you fall from a mountain because your Rope wasn't secure.

"Dude, I just Got DCed... Shoulda gotten a Dell."

"AAHHH!!! I'M ABOUT TO FALL TO MY DEATH, BECAUSE I GOT DCed!!!!!"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Shank

A Home Made Knife made out of Metal. Not to be Confused with a Shiv (A home made knife made of anything BUT metal)

Skanks are usually made out of Spoons, Screw Drivers, or just pieces of Scrap Metal.

Shanked- To get Stabbed by a shank.

"I'm gonna take my Shank and gut that Racest Bastard on Cell Block C"

by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006

Mucket

A term used to describe a very filthy trailer. The kind that smell like B.O., piss and manure and the furnature is sticky.

Bill: Miss Davis wants me to help her set up her new TV
Steve: Eww, I wouldn't step foot in that mucket!

by Immortal-Jake November 27, 2009

White Ninja

The name of anyone who plays the game of Custard Chucking.

"Eww, you sick bastard"
"White Ninja, Bitch!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006