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Mucket

A term used to describe a very filthy trailer. The kind that smell like B.O., piss and manure and the furnature is sticky.
Bill: Miss Davis wants me to help her set up her new TV
Steve: Eww, I wouldn't step foot in that mucket!
by Immortal-Jake November 27, 2009
mugGet the Mucketmug.

Head

A word used to classify people in the 70s for being Weed Smokers. It was short for Pot Head.
Jock- "Get out of here, you head"
Cheerleader- "Bye Bye, Ted-the-Head. Go get high with your other head buddies"
by Immortal-Jake May 20, 2006
mugGet the Headmug.

Sakawich

The name of the condition when a woman is so old, her nipples become grey.
"God, I can't take one more day working at that nursing home!"
"Yeah, if I had to sponge bathe that Sakawich I'd quit too"
by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006
mugGet the Sakawichmug.

Pissbubbles

An expression used for something that is a Lie
mac- "I saw a 2 headed cow yesterday"
don- "Pissbubbles"
mac- "Naw, it's true"
by Immortal-Jake June 22, 2006
mugGet the Pissbubblesmug.

Toodley Bushes

A word to describe indiscriminate plants in a calm forrest.
Today I took a walk through the Toodley Bushes.
by Immortal-Jake November 27, 2009
mugGet the Toodley Bushesmug.

Unsexual

Someone who does not have a sexual preference, or is in a relationship but does not have/enjoy sex. This mostly occurs with women, but the term "Unsexual" is usually only used when refering to males. Unsexuals can have relationships, but the relationships are usually pressuring because of sex. So the unsexual will either have sex to please the partner, or break up with the person. Almost all unsexuals end up alone, unless they find a partner that is also an unsexual.
Zelda: "So how long have you and Bill been dating?"
Mary: "6 months"
Zelda: "So how's the sex?"
Mary: "Umm... we don't have sex... Bill's an Unsexual"
Zelda: "Oh my, I'm so sorry"
by Immortal-Jake January 22, 2007
mugGet the Unsexualmug.

Carmen Sandiego

A woman, as we all know, who commits Violent Crimes and Hides around the world. Rumor has it that she was last seen With Waldo...
"Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? Bangin' Waldo."
by Immortal-Jake May 14, 2006
mugGet the Carmen Sandiegomug.

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