1 definition by Imacoolassbitchyaknow
While on vacation at a cabin, wake up in the middle of the night and take a shit in your buddy's car. Wipe your ass with a chocolate pop tart then put it back in the bag for your buddy to have in the morning. Then when he shits out that popstar, he wipes his ass with it and feeds it to you. Then you both take the shit from his car rub it in your hands and rub one out while starting each other in the eyes, outside the cabin in the middle of the wilderness. You both ejaculate onto cookies n cream pop tarts, then take them inside and eat them with fine china.
by Imacoolassbitchyaknow April 4, 2020