Definitions by ImNotReallyAWaitress

Douchery

Similar to a hatchery. A place where baby douches are unknowingly raised by their douche mommies and daddies. You may recognize the early signs of being a douche in these little ones in public places. Hopefully you don't know anyone running a douchery.

OMG, with a dad like Jon, I hope Kate isn't stuck running a douchery for those 8 kids after their divorce.

Douchery by ImNotReallyAWaitress August 17, 2010

Douchopotamus 

One who is behaving like a really large douche bag. More ill-tempered than a mere douche bag.

Tom was being such a douchopotamus today. Way worse than usual.

Douchopotamus by ImNotReallyAWaitress July 30, 2010

Yuppie Whining 

Whining that escapes from the mouths of yuppies that is so absurd that it makes regular people cringe.

I feel really bad; I launched into a fit of yuppie whining today in front of my secretary. She totally doesn't care if the satellite radio in my BMW isn't working and I am stuck listening to FM.

Yuppie Whining by ImNotReallyAWaitress July 30, 2010