3 definitions by ImJustItalian2839
"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.
by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021
It is when you fart really loud in class, and in order to save yourself the embarrassment, you look at the conveniently placed special ed kid a few seats away from you as if he did it. In all it is a win-win situation, you get to defer the blame on that impressive poot, while your mentally and physically challenged peer a few seats down gets sympathy. You aren't a bad person? Right? Riiight..?
"Dude my mom still sent me to school while I was recovering from the stomach flu. I had to keep passing the gas to that kid who always sprints to lunch so nobody would think it was me."
by ImJustItalian2839 September 21, 2021
Its those annoying fuckers, and I know you know exactly who I'm talking about, that are all like "OMG I went to a Steve Lacy concert!!!" when nobody gives a fat, flying, fuck. Literally everything that comes out of their mouth or goes on social media is about where they or someone was, what they or someone was wearing, and who is friends with who. And I guarantee you... Nobody. Fucking. Cares. They are the most soulless, brain-dead bastards and also my main argument for another genocide. I could walk into an Afghan concubine and find more personality than an entire stadium of these mentally handicapped fatherless children.
Devin: "What the fuck is on Norah's story? All this girl Emily did was pour some water out of her hydroflask on to the floor."
Jay: "I know, they're just some retarded OMG Girls. They're all made like clones."
Jay: "I know, they're just some retarded OMG Girls. They're all made like clones."
by ImJustItalian2839 October 12, 2022