ImHalfPig's definitions

thanatophobia

suiciden't

Guy A: Hello I suffer from thanatophobia.
Guy B:Don't you mean common sense?

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Raticate

The rat that could bite off your face and probably carries every disease in the world.

Raticate is ugly,weird,cool, and dumb at the same time

by ImHalfPig November 22, 2018

Lactose Tolerant

If you are not lactose intolerant then you are lactose tolerant

Guy A: Hello I am not lactose intolerant
Guy B: So you are lactose tolerant
Guy A: What even is lactose

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018

Elephant Birth

Something so horrifying that you have to compare it to Elephant Birth

Guy A:Check out my fidget spinner
Guy B:That is Elephant Birth

by ImHalfPig August 24, 2018