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1 definition by Illu Sionist

Similar to an "Uncle Ted", except an "Aunt Carol" usually has nothing to do, so she calls up people and gets in 5 hour long phone conversations with them.
Husband: "Honey I'm home!... Jesus, are you still on the phone?!"

Wife: "Yes I've been on since 8AM! She is such an Aunt Carol!"

by Illu Sionist December 20, 2007