2 definitions by Ill C

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A bala is usually a pleasingly plump person who is incredibly intelligent. A bala has an unsatiable hunger for books and boobs, due to this he almost always goes home to view pictures of sexually attractive swimsuit models, but he also enjoys books very much.Phrases such as these can be used to describe him, "wow, that guy just pulled a bala". A bala is usually a person that pulls snake moves on you, pulling your chair from underneath you when you are trying to sit or stealing your personal belongings from your bag when you're not paying attention. Though balas usually have big giant like appearances and large hands, they have amazing capabilities to slickly open zippers and steal from you when you are least expecting. Balas are smart and are good targets to extract intellectual information from even though they is usually extremely reluctant.
Wow, that guy pulled the chair from underneath you when you were about to sit, he's such a bala.

Yo, where are all my pencils and pens? That guy just pulled a bala on me, what a snake.

Yo, see that guy? he's a bala lets cheat with his answers.
by Ill C September 30, 2011
A total beast, usually has long thick sideburns that follow down to the bottom of his ears. He also has amazing abilities to troll anyone whenever he wants staying subtle. He is also nicknamed Jacob for his aboriginal appearance and his tendancy to transform into a werewolf at command. Nothing can stand in Moontahan's path. He is bestial capabilities and appearance is unmistakable for the most fierce of creatures. Moontahan also enjoys playing tennis. He has an incredibly bulky build which he attracts other male looking females. Moontahan's favourite type of girls are Pink's and Jigglers. Moontahan's nickname, Jacob originated from his favourite movie, Twilight. He has read every book and watched every movie concerning werewolves beating vampires relentlessly. He has an incredible hate for vampires but is sexually turned on in the case of werewolves. He occasionally participates in acts of beastiality when the opportunity presents itself.
Yo, did you see that guy? He totally went Moontahan on them

Yo, that guy totally has Moontahan sideburns.

Yo, that guy's an aboriginal he's a Moontahan
by Ill C September 30, 2011

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