1 definition by Iheartbigmouthjay
Harper is a sexy beast who takes long strides while walking because he has a monsterous dick. He constantly walks with his hands in his pockets with a smile on his and is always on the sidelines during football games.
Person 1: “why he walk like that”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
Person 2: “he has a monsterous dick”
Person 1: “is he a Harper?”
Person 2: “yup”
by Iheartbigmouthjay November 24, 2021