2 definitions by Ihavealifejustdointhisforfun

A company that scams millions of young children and horse enthusiasts into maxing out credit cards on pixel ponies before deciding to ban them for any arbitrary reason. Also goes by “Ow”, as in the sound you make when you get banned for ingame messaging a Karen who reports you for harassment.
I just wanted to exist and I got sales docked by Owlient. Time to touch grass I guess

See: touch grass, scam, theranos, nazi mods
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