1. abst. noun
Something that someone starts unnessecarily out of nowhere, for no real reason and acts as if he is Romeo , or she acts as if she is Juliet soppily making everything look fated and with a label saying 'cry over me'. To this, the general, warm-blooded population says ; Face up to reality and get yourself a free meal.
Real-life examples include = Bill Cosby, Britney Spears, Tony Blair, Britney Spears, Uncle Sam and/or Satan
'We aint' startin no drama, f*** you and your mother-f******g mama'