Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo's definitions

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Litman

The final form for a person who the loves the sesh. This form has ascended past the previous form of Charlie Sheen

Friend 1: "Wow! How hard is Nathan partying"!
Friend 2: "Yeah he's in fine form".
Friend 3: "He's ascended to a higher being, he's Litman".

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo October 26, 2019