2 definitions by IdRatherBeADragon

An illegal dumper is what one calls a woman's hindend when it's too unbelievably large.
*Woman walks by*
Friend 1: "damn she has a fat ass"
Friend 2: "yeah that's one illegal dumper"
by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021
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A man named Shmu/Shmuel with long Jesus like hair. When his hair is long enough his name is changed to Shmeezus for the greater good of everyone everywhere.
Shmu: What's good g?
*friend noticing long hair*
Friend: ayyyy you're shmeezus from now on!

*friend 2 catches on*
"Shmeezus we're going to eat later, you should come in a white robe so we can trip people out."
Newly nicknamed Shmeezus: alright, let's do it man.
by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021
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