When you shit in a cup, put it in the fridge, and then serve it to your friends as Gertrude Hawk's Chocolate.
(Can only be done on Easter Sunday.)
"They shit on my bed sheets, but dont worry, I got them back. I gave them a Nasty Refrigerator last Sunday at dinner."
"Dude, I think my boss gave me a Nasty Refrigerator when I went over there for supper."