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1 definition by Icarus92

A guy who is just plain annoying. This motherfucker has the stankest breath I have ever smelt, and is always coughing and speading is mank breath around like a cloud.
A gaming douschbag who thinks he is just the coolest, when everyone is actually laughing behind his back.
He like stealing internet and looks at alot of porn on his Iphone during lectures.
Guy 1: Yo bro, here have a mint.
Guy 2: Naw bro, I'm cool.
Guy 1: Take the muthafuckin mint! Don't be a Matthew!

Stop speadring that shit round like a Matthew
by Icarus92 November 02, 2012
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