1 definition by Icantakeit.
A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!
Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?
2 days later..... I meant to text.
WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?
2 days later..... I meant to text.
WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!
by Icantakeit. June 10, 2012