1 definition by Ibram Gaunt

An extremely hairy vagina (where hair has even spread to the asshole) where the hair has matted together by filth due to poor hygiene resulting in a hairy stinky unpleasantness
jesus i went to go down on this bitch last night and she had a right Flaxen Chulupa, nearly threw up from the smell
by Ibram Gaunt August 12, 2010
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