2 definitions by IanXDaws
The medical definition of a person with a brain so small that if you shine a light in their mouth, their whole head will light up like a Halloween pumpkin.
"He chopped his own finger off with a steak knife"
"What's the diagnosis, doctor?"
"Clearly pumpkin positive"
by IanXDaws Sep 24, 2008 add a video
Being well and truly past the stage of being edible, even when you're totally intoxicated.
"How was your burger?"
"Totally Liza Minelli - I can feel it coming back up right now"
by IanXDaws Apr 28, 2009 add a video