A terrible place filled with pawns
and easily influenced girls who worship the cast of Laguna Beach. Every guy and girl in my highschool wears Hollister
clothes that name places in southern California
that they've never been to before. They think that Orange County
is just like what MTV
depicts them as. Most of the people here were born in Missouri, grew up in Missouri
, and will probably stay in Missouri for the rest of there lives.
So, this is for every stupid hick and redneck that is reading this right now: Take of your California shirt, turn off MTV, and come to the realization that you are a stupid redneck who is from the Midwest
. You are living a lie that's based on a lie. California is not what you think, even though it is the most beautiful and most fun place in the world. Laguna Beach is not the real Orange County. I was born and raised in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, but I had to move away for a semester. Now I know what a terrible place the Midwest is.
Southern California is the only place in the world that's worth living in. If you don't live here, you might as well be dead. I can't wait to get the hell out of this dumbass place called Missouri and move back to the Orange County that these idiots have never seen before.