188 definitions by Ian Chode

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.
We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!
by Ian Chode April 02, 2003
Nasal mucus.
I am full of snot today.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).
He was the best tight end I've ever seen.
by Ian Chode March 20, 2004
A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.
She's a real poop chute princess.
by Ian Chode April 04, 2003
A homosexual male, from the character Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!
Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!
by Ian Chode September 22, 2003
In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.
by Ian Chode June 11, 2003
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