86 definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Alien abduction

A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.

Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Bag

A bag. Something you place all you're things in. Not a WOMAN.

My wife will now fetch something from her magical bag.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Kleptomaniac

Kleptomaniac is a serial burglar. They wear a mask covering their eyes, making them look like a raccoon. Some have even been known to wear no mask, and enjoy lying, especially if they're a hairy female.
Officer, I found this beer, on the sidewalk. It was a pity, not to drink it.

What's you're name?
Waldo Lily Trudeau.

Actor's make the best kleptomaniac's. They get alot of practice at it. Politicians love them.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 6, 2020

Telemarketer

A twat who makes phone calls.

President George W Bush should've employed the telemarketer's to annoy al-qaeda.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 10, 2020

Roundabout

The name says it all.

Kevin Rudd and Barnaby Joyce built a roundabout.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

Bouncer

Someone who stops undesirable's from entering

Never ask a bouncer if he's eaten a good book lately.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 26, 2019