86 definitions by Iam not Elmer Fudd

Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.

Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

Trekkers

A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.

'You speak Klingon, well for a terran.'
'Yes,' said the trekkers.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

Big yin

A person who looks like a bigfoot

I just saw a big yin.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

Nun fucker

A degenerate who fucks a nun.

He's a nun fucker.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

4 legged chicken

A 4 legged chicken is covered in fur, and has 4 paw's.

Billy Bob: Maaary Jaaane, we'll shit well tonight. Cletus's 4 legged chicken is here.'
Mary Jane :we'll put him in the microwave and eat him.
Cletus: Billy Bob I want my dog back?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020

Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 25, 2020

Will Wheaton

Will Wheaton is an annoying actor from the big bang theory and star trek.

This is the hairy gorilla will Wheaton.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020