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An angry wildebeest. No human male is capable of handling the monstrosity that is Lanika, and those who try are destined for a life of vicious insults and tragedy. If you should be so unfortunate as to ever come across a Lanika in your travels, do yourself a solid and run in the opposite direction, preferably towards the next large city as a Lanika will always live in some backwater swamp of a town so that she may cultivate the large puddle of human urine that she keeps in her backyard.
I saw lanika today bro, she’s looking like more and more like a water buffalo these days.
by I_Was_Never_Given_A_Name November 8, 2023
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