6 definitions by IWellStinkOfBodiam

Pan-head Police

A fictional police force that the powers of which may be assumed by an eldest sibling wearing camouflage geer and kitchen wear to bully and subdue younger family members

"Watch out! Pan-head police are coming!"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 28, 2021

Norrissing

accidental and unnecessary steering, jumping or dodging movements made when playing with a video game console

"Did you see Andy norrissing during Mario Kart, he nearly knocked his drink off the table!"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 28, 2021

Faginise

to make something as disgusting as Fagin from Oliver Twist

"Ollie faginised my pillow at the sleepover"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 28, 2021

Bodiam Pipe

A lilo pump that works both forwards and in reverse that can be used to capture and expell farts at will

"Ken used the Bodiam Pipe to faginise my room"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 28, 2021

Special Devenser

A Childish corruption of the word 'invention' to describe a beverage made of multiple drinks

"I made a special devenser out of Coca Cola, Um Bongo and Milk earlier"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 23, 2021

Bodiam

The smell you create when you get a nut with googly eyes on from a gift shop in Pevensey bay (near Bodiam Castle and village) when it rots and stinks

"Cor, It well stinks of Bodiam in here"

by IWellStinkOfBodiam February 23, 2021