1 definition by IStillDontKnow
PK Fire- Ness's side special move where he fires a small lightning bolt that entraps the opponent in fire for way too fucking long. Like, at LEAST 3 seconds. Maybe it should be really close range if it's going to trap you for that long, right? NO. They just had to make the range as long as Simon's damn whip. But the major thing is the cooldown. By that, I mean there IS no cooldown. You can just use it right after his annoying voice line is over. That can lead to some random person challenging you, and they just spam it the whole entire match, usually that one kid who immediately proclaims their "high skill level", and likely will talk about that as often as they PK Fire. I can understand if you're new to Smash, we all had that time, but don't get others involved in your virtual torture. Don't shove it in other peoples faces.
Lucas has PK Fire too, but it just launches them away, so that's better. But that doesn't mean it's fine to spam THAT. Nothing is "good to spam".
It takes time to learn.
If you want to change, I bid you good luck.
Lucas has PK Fire too, but it just launches them away, so that's better. But that doesn't mean it's fine to spam THAT. Nothing is "good to spam".
It takes time to learn.
If you want to change, I bid you good luck.
Player 1: Time for an innocent match of Smash Bros!
Player 2: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire!
Player 1: Oh my FUCKING LORD, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. You're one of THOSE. Why would I assume that I would have a GOOD time playing against YOU?! You just cling to this low effort "technique" and just spam it the whole match. And yet, you WIN. You WIN, despite pressing the same buttons the whole match. To you, that's the most SKILLED, WELL EXECUTED, and RESPECTED moves EVER! You know, they say to NEVER let stuff get to your head. You let it get SHOVED UP YOUR ASS, let it PASS THROUGH YOUR BODY, and let it get JAMMED INTO YOUR THICK SKULL. I NEVER want to play another video game with you if THIS is your definition of "PROFESSIONAL". Goodbye.
Player 2: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire!
Player 1: Oh my FUCKING LORD, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN. You're one of THOSE. Why would I assume that I would have a GOOD time playing against YOU?! You just cling to this low effort "technique" and just spam it the whole match. And yet, you WIN. You WIN, despite pressing the same buttons the whole match. To you, that's the most SKILLED, WELL EXECUTED, and RESPECTED moves EVER! You know, they say to NEVER let stuff get to your head. You let it get SHOVED UP YOUR ASS, let it PASS THROUGH YOUR BODY, and let it get JAMMED INTO YOUR THICK SKULL. I NEVER want to play another video game with you if THIS is your definition of "PROFESSIONAL". Goodbye.
by IStillDontKnow June 25, 2020