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schwifty

The combination of swift, shit, and quick. Taking a quick, swift shit.

You gotta get schwifty! Ohhh yeaahhhh! Take off your pants and panties! Shit on the floor! Time to get schwifty in here! Gotta shit on the floor!

by IMNOTWRONGURALLWRONG November 25, 2016